Horoscope December 26 2024: The day when digestion becomes a national sport

Christmas is gone, but the effects of the sarmalas and the cozonac are still very much with us. Today’s all about maximum chill, binge-watching and possibly a short walk to convince yourself you can still walk.

• Aries: You’re in the mood for action, but your body reminds you that you’re in hibernation mode. Don’t push yourself too hard – better plan your New Year’s Eve adventure from the couch. And, yes, you can have another slice of bagel.
• Taurus: After yesterday’s feast, today you just want to sit around with a blanket on and no one to bother you. It’s okay to turn into a human burrito for the day. If someone asks what you’re doing, answer “digestion.”
• Gemini: Today you’re on the “let’s talk about what gifts I got” vibe. Be careful not to overdo the comparisons – enjoy what you’ve got and don’t forget to thank even the funny socks.
• Cancer: After being the perfect hostess yesterday, today you feel like you deserve a reward (or at least a break). Stick to Netflix, grab some leftovers from the fridge and let the drama rest until next year.
• Leo: You want to post that last Christmas tree photo on Instagram, but realize it’s hard to choose a new angle. Leo, slow down – people have already liked you anyway. Today’s about low-key relaxation.
• Virgo: You’re still analyzing whether everything was “perfect” at Christmas. Chill, Virgo, no one will remember that the sarnies weren’t identical in size. Enjoy a day without checklists.
• Libra: Today you’re in the “let’s share leftovers with friends” mood. That’s a brilliant idea – everyone will love you for saving them the cooking. And maybe you get something in return, like cookies.
• Scorpio: You’re in the mood to sit alone and organize your thoughts (or your closet, depending). Take advantage of the quiet, but don’t turn down an invitation to a boardgame – you might find it’s just what you needed.
• Sagittarius: You’ve eaten a lot, but that doesn’t stop you thinking about what else you can cook or order. Sagittarius, take a break from the fridge and at least go out to the store to get some fresh air. Or chewing gum.
• Capricorn: You’re feeling productive today, but others are in a total chill vibe. Instead of stressing them out, do something for yourself: a plan for 2025, a movie list, or maybe even a quick gym session (or stretching, let’s not exaggerate).
• Aquarius: Your creative ideas are flowing, and you’re already thinking about your next project (or how to decorate the coolest Christmas tree next year). Write them down and enjoy them, but don’t forget that today is about relaxing.
• Pisces: You’re like a professional dreamer today – the tree inspires you, the lights mesmerize you, and your blanket feels like the best place in the world. It’s okay to be zen. If someone calls you, respond with “I’m meditating on life.”

Conclusion: December 26 is like a post-party day – everything moves slower, but it’s perfect that way. Take it easy, savor Christmas leftovers and try to enjoy the lazy vibe of the holidays.